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“Ten Amazing Artists Who Were Horrible Humans”:

“Ten Amazing Artists Who Were Horrible Humans”:

1. There was a painter named Caravaggio, Whose art was quite amazing, don’t you know, But his temper was mean, And he often got keen, To pick a fight and throw a wild blow.
2. The artist Salvador Dali, Had a talent that could make us all jolly, But his ego was huge, And he acted like a stooge, Making everyone around him feel folly.
3. The writer Ernest Hemingway, Was a genius with words, people say, But his treatment of women, Was like an old hymen, Broken and cast aside, a dismay.
4. The painter Pablo Picasso, Had a style that was modern and bravo, But his relationships were a mess, His women left him in distress, Leaving him with just his art to bestow.
5. The composer Richard Wagner, Had a talent that was quite a stager, But his anti-Semitism, Was a real schism, And his views were just pure anger.
6. The artist Vincent van Gogh, Had a talent that could make us go “whoa!”, But his mental state was unstable, And his behavior was not at all amiable, Making people wonder, “was he even a bro?”
7. The poet Edgar Allan Poe, Had a talent that could make us all glow, But his love life was sad, And his drinking was bad, Making his days quite melancholy, you know.
8. The sculptor Auguste Rodin, Had a talent that was quite golden, But his relationships were fraught, Leaving many feeling distraught, And his ego was always swollen.
9. The artist Jackson Pollock, Had a style that could really rock, But his behavior was wild, And his drinking was piled, Leaving many to wonder if he was even in hock.
10. The writer William S. Burroughs, Had a talent that was quite a force, But his drug use was extreme, And his views were quite obscene, Making him an artist with a dark course.