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Twelve Commandments for Seniors
#1 Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 You don”t need anger management. |You need people to stop pissing youoff.
#4 Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 The biggest lie you tell yourself is “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”.
#6 “On time” is when I get there.
#7 Even duct tape can’t fix stupid but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle free and 3 sizes smaller.
#9 Lately, you’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 Growing old should have taken longer..
#11 Aging has slowed you down but hasn’t shut you up.
And one more:
#12 One more for the road means peeing before you leave the house.


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